F’Sheetzy, Meetzy!

Jah hoopty mah doopty? Dis be da Dee Jay Escher, fresha den da dresha! Eyeis been jis spinnin grinnin like is nutin, y’know how she be. Comin’atchoo from Sah’via, shippin’ thru ‘n sippin’ brew.

Dat nuChem Weezy split recent gots me twirlin swirlin. Tourin been rough on me brain but d’Dock keep me sane, kna’mesayn? Eyewas sweatin’bout the Mid’East but Doobai sti’gotsa toot; joyo! Me wurree, dem wars’n been ‘ard.

Lun’ eena few days! Deh Gang beesa headin out, continuin aginuin. Koopa be droppin’ en Seher a’nite! Gon’be tite > HR da’shit.

Pasheh Brahman,

d’Deejay Eshah

An IntroDucktion

Hello, my name is Dockter Weezy. I see my good friend EmCee Koopa has already introduced himself. DeeJay Escher should be by to abduct himself in a few days.

Right now I’m working on a stereochemical isomer for deh Gang tentatively dubbed Pixie. I should have it perfected within a few days; numan testing has been producing some unwanted side-effects. If I may engage in a shameless plug, Pixie will make your etheral self shine forth with the luminosity of a new-born nebula. Entercourse is greatly enhanced under the enfluence; lubrication, however, is strongly recommended, especially if zygation is desired. Nuphoria and petaphysical sponginess are the most commonly ascribed effects of this dopaminerg. I will keep you updated as my work on the pharm progresses.

Breadfully Yours,

Dr Weezy

Welcome to My TerrorDome

As your EmCee, I plan to spit some sick shit for ya’ll.

I may not have skin on my side but I’ve got mad pride and thats gotta count for something; ride?

Over the past few weeks I’ve been roughing it in a Quarian consintration camp and my main release has been scribbling in my wireless notebook. I’m gonna be bringing some of that stinkin’ fresh prose out for the benefit of your nose and we’ll see how it goes.

Stay tuned for some bomb beats that will move your feet and make you groove like you just learned how to move.

EOP

Koopa