Archive for November, 2007

How about some poems?

November 27, 2007

So, traditionally (ha) spam poetry is lines taken from spam and put together to form, you guessed it, a poem.  Look for one of these in the next post.

I’m not sure how I feel about the last post.  I like the raw, strung-together surrealness of my previous prose postings a bit better than the heavily edited yet still odd and choppy style that emerged in the George Soros experiment.

Spam Found Prose #4 – George Soros

November 25, 2007

As for George Soros, his own position on regulation was paradoxical. In any transaction, roughly half of those on the list either ran or worked for hedge funds. With the news that Britain has withdrawn from the ERM, George Soros looked like a genius. In 1992, he earned $650 million, over five times what the creation of The St. Valentines Day Massacre cost. Business is practically collapsing in Germany, also very bad for Wall Street. Today, he begins, what has been an extremely difficult and turbulent set of experiences designed to show how influential George Soros was in cash distributions as well. From that interview came George Soros as a public figure. He slept well that night. Now, everyone wanted to know who was this man who had engineered the recession. If the market comes to believe that its George, it may become the darling of investors, largely because of the staggering rational place. For poor families, sending their children to school beyond that investment fund that had grown way beyond what Soros thought was Democrat. What George Soros meant, said one, was not that he was God, but had been elected president of the United States. Soros is buying. Listening to Soros talk about his position, should we understand his distancing himself from Israel? Well, Landa is not very interested in your economic investor to deny his Jewish roots. To someone like Tivadar, who placed physical survival above all belief in the kind of political and economic freedom that flourished in the nineteenth-century, investing is too severe. Even at that early age, George Soros knew very well Tivadars free and easy Hungarian accent lent him the style of a European grandee. Captains of American industry – entrepreneurs like His forehead – expected him to lay bare his secretive world of investing in the process. By the spring of 1994 the pain that came from running an extreme self-confidence resulted in a compound growth. By June 1994, that share cost $22,600. By 1995, $130 million had been worth a whole variety of foreign policy issues from NATO. It was at one point a question because I know who the counterpart is. He did not say how much-but had cut it back on public causes. But it isnt possible. He was right.

My Found Text Technique

November 25, 2007

Really, I don’t do much besides minor editing if I think it will make the piece better; otherwise, I leave what I find alone and post it unadultered. Hence, it is “found” art.

However, I think some more liberal editing might improve the quality of the “finished” work. So, I think I’ll try that. The next post might be George Soros themed.

Spam Found Prose #3

November 25, 2007

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Spam Found Poetry #1

November 12, 2007

At last you’ve met a gal that’s hot
You wanna hump her moistened twat.
She looks so sizzling, she’s so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will wish for more?
You need a dong she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You’ll get so wanted super-size
And see wild craving in her eyes!
Your shaft will stuff her box so deep,
Tonight you’ll hardly fall asleep!

This is an actual poem I found in a spam message, unlike the previous postings which have just been bizarre generated text I strung together. All of the interesting text I’ve found in spam emails so far has been at the beginning and end of messages. It seems like they use some sort of site-crawling bot that grabs random bits of text from news stories and blog posts, strings them together and puts them at the beginning and end of the email to attempt to make it look legit. The exception, of course, is the above poem.

Someone actually sat down and wrote that.

Spam Found Prose #2

November 12, 2007

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Spam Found Prose #1

November 8, 2007

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Public Service Announcement

November 5, 2007

This blog has been taken over. It will now be put to different uses. As for the former posters, the portal they used to project their communications into this world has been closed.

Now, prepare for some writings.