Kobe Bryant becomes an Episcopalian bishop, rapes a Catholic alter boy, and is elected governor of California. With this power he secedes from the U.S., allies with Iraq, invades Israel and makes his fourth movie, entitled “Kill Putin: Volume I.”
I found this while cleaning out my computer room at my dad’s today. It is in a handwriting I don’t recognize; it could be mine as it varies widely depending on my mental state. It could also have been written by a friend of mine. Judging from the editing I had to do on it, and its general insanity, I hope I didn’t write it. The best part about this strange scrawl is that it was written on the back of a Theology Vocabulary study sheet. Ad majorem Dei gloriam, indeed.
