Q & A with Emcee Koopa

Last update: May 22, 2007 CE by Emcee Koopa

 

Q: What planet are you from?

A: I believe the proper form of that question would be: “From what planet are you?”

But to answer your question, yes.

Q: That didn’t answer my question.

A: Yes, it did. I am from the planet yes.

Ignorant earthlings.

 

Q: Oh, sorry. I’ve never heard of yes. What’s it like?

A: Well, yes is a bit of an intergalactic oddity. We yessums aren’t quite what you would consider physical beings. We’re more like sound waves, except, condensed. Yes’s atmosphere is extremely thick so we just kind of float around all compressed-like until we bump into something. Really, earth is much more interesting.

 

Q: So you like it here on earth?

A: You could say that. Your flora and fauna are particularly fascinating. Also, the drugs are pretty nice, too. Back on yes everyone said “no” to drugs a long time ago so there aren’t any more left. Consequently, its a pretty boring place now.

 

Q: What possessed you to start a weblog?

A: Is that what you call these things? I honestly don’t know. Seems to be the “in” thing to do these days here on earth. Really, I’m just trying to fit in. Its hard enough carrying on a conversation with an earthling when you’re just a highly compressed sound wave.

Q: According to the laws of physics, you cannot exist as you have described yourself. What do you have to say in response to such accusations?

A: Your understanding of the “laws” of physics are hilarious. Go eat a cheezblade with a crack-addicted scatterbrained piece of mellophane and then maybe your brain will develop enough for me to properly explain things to you. Stupid meatbags…